Zombie Apocalypse Warning from the Center for Disease Control
CDC Zombie Apocalypse
With the crazy preacher predicting doom and destruction in about 24 hours, I figured we needed a fun article on this site to lighten the mood a bit. Well, it turns out the the Center for Disease Control (CDC) in Atlanta has issued a Zombie Apocalypse warning. Seriously. Well, sort of seriously.
The CDC is joking, of course. It turns out that basically all the precautions for a Zombie Apocalypse are the same things that you would do in the event of a natural disaster like a flood, earthquake, or hurricane.
So, for those of you who are interested, here are the precautions for a Zombie Apocalypse:
Step one – Get a Disaster Kit
Whether it a zombie apocalypse or just your typical flood, earthquake, tornado, or hurricane (or even Harold Camping’s May 21st Doomsday), you need a disaster kit.
You can make a simple kit yourself – think: water, food, medication, radio, batteries, knife, tape, documents, and first aide. Or you can just buy a good disaster kit big enough for your entire family.
Step two – Set a Meeting Place for Your Family
How many times do you see disaster movies where the families are separated and don’t know how to find each other? Is little Timmy alive or have the Zombies already got him?
Settle this once and for all with a meeting place and also a set way to communicate. Smoke clouds and dusk anyone?
Step three – Figure Out Your Evacuation Routes
When the zombies come-a-walking… Get. The. Hell. Out.
Your neighbors are now walking around hungry for brains. Pack the family and move to the nearest military safety zone. Then, while you are there catching your breath, plan your next evacuation route because the zombies are going to overrun that place too.
You know I am telling the truth!
The CDC came out to say that this was a joke. But as we have seen from the past, such rumours can lead to market crashes, and a depreciation of the national currency. Would you be prepared if a market crash were to blow away your financial investments? What if you had a way to generate money real fast, or to preserve the little you had against such apocalyptic events like 9/11? Learn a few ways right here.
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My favorite zombie movie of all time is Zombieland. Woody Harrelson is the freaking “King of Zombie Killers!”
However, my favorite zombie show is easily “The Walking Dead” on AMC. People, this is television awesomeness! Other than Dexter and Sons of Anarchy, this is the greatest show on the television right now.
See for yourself:
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