May 21st Doomsday

May 21st Doomsday Rapture Judgment

May 21st Doomsday Rapture Judgment

Please tell me that you do not believe in this May 21st Doomsday or Rapture.  Well, if you do, you will be raptured or destroyed – so you better do whatever you want to do REALLY quick!

I just wrote an article on the Zombie Apocalypse – and not only was that article more fun to write, but is is also more likely to happen.

Do I believe that God will return and that there will one day be an end to this world.  Yes, I do.

Do I believe it will be a May 21st Doomsday? NO!


Here are several reasons why you should not believe in the May 21st Doomsday or Rapture either:

1.  Harold Camping has predicted this same end of the world before.  Surprise, he was wrong then too.  Harold said it was a mathematical error and moved the date… twice.

2.  Harold Camping’s employees at his many religious radio stations are still creating and planning programming beyond May 21st.  Hello?  If they are all raptured, who the hell is running the radio station?  Are they getting a Noah sized boatload of atheists to run there radio stations while they are gone?

3.  Harold Camping sent a crazy “goodbye” letter to all his employees that reads like a Jim Jones lovefest.  Do NOT drink the kool-aid at the next company picnic!  Just saying.

4.  According to CNN, Harold’s Family Radio is supposed to file their non-profit paperwork in July.  Well, July is clearly after May 21st – so there is no reason to worry about the paperwork, right?  You would think so if the craziness was real.  However, they filed for an extension until November.  maybe they are getting all those atheist temp workers a bit more time to catch up.


5.  All of a sudden they are talking about there being an earthquake to usher in their May 21st Doomsday.  Come on people!  They saw all the earthquake hype after the Japan quake and so they manipulated that to their own advantage.  That is just pathetic.

Anyway, have you heard about the FaceBook looting event that is planned?  Pretty funny really – they are planning on looting all the empty homes and businesses after they are all taken away in the May 21st Rapture.

Well, I hope that I have helped to alleviate your fears here just a little bit.

Here is another great idea.  Bet everyone you know that the May 21st Doomsday will not happen.  Seriously, $1 here, $5 there, and the rare $100 wager.  Then, if you are wrong, they will be gone and you won’t have to pay anyway!

PS – What will Harold Camping say on May 22nd?  Will he be dead?  Will he have made another mathematical error?  Will he have laughed all the way to the bank after so many donated their life savings?

Tell me in the comments below!  See you on May 22nd.

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